30 Plus & Single? Here Are The Annoying Things You Have To Hear!

Being 30+ and single in a country like Pakistan is an adventure sport unto its own!

BETA JALDI SHADI KARLO WERNA KOI BUDDHA HI KARAY GA TUM SE SHADI

Yes, because that is the sole criteria for ‘jaldi shadi.’ Cue eye roll.

25 KAY BAAD TOU ACHAY RISHTAY AATAY HE NAHI HAIN

We are so sick of this toxic ‘rishta culture’ to begin with! God forbid that people should want to find their spouses at their own pace in life.

‘WORKING WOMEN’ KO TOU ACHAY RISHTAY MILTAY HE NAHI

Yes, because all men want a Star Plus bahu.  

KOI PASAND KAR RAKHI HAI? (ESPECIALLY ASKING THE MEN)

Apparently, the only acceptable explanation is that you’ve got someone ‘on the side.’ Because heaven forbid that one may want to achieve any actual goals before getting married.

MERI BETI ABHI BUS 25 KI HONAY WALI HAI

Stop hiding our ages, mom. If we are proud of ourselves, and have no problems getting older, get on board!

BETA KOI BAAT NAHI, AAPKA TIME BHI AYEGA

The biggest misconception about being a happy single is that everyone thinks you’re dying to get hitched.

TUMHE BACHAY NAHI CHAHIYE?

As if producing yet more children into this already ridiculously populated Earth should be the main reason any one wants to get married. And what about people who want to be child free? Marriage should be for the right reasons of companionship and love, not to create baby making machines of couples.

TUMHARI UMAR ME TOU MERE BACHON K BACHAY HO GAYE THAY

Good for you! But let others live, please, and not get dragged into the sad existence you had.

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